Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018

Welcome To Nutty Noah's Website

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

And cuddle them in bed…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

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Nutty Noah wins national entertainment competition!

Nutty Noah has been crowned UK Family Entertainer of the Year  2018 with a winning performance at the Blackpool Winter Gardens on Sunday 18th February. The coveted Award is concluded at the Blackpool Magic Convention after a series of regional heats. Noah’s winning...

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Noah’s Debut Edinburgh Run

Grab a seat and hold on to your pants! Noah is coming to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Catch him at The Green Pleasance Courtyard 2pm 21st- 28th August. Book your tickets here https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/nutty-noah-%E2%80%93-wear-your-pants-pride/performances...

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Nutty Noah on The Slammer Returns

This is from my exciting appearance on the TV show The Slammer where prison inmates get the opportunity to show their skills to a discerning panel of judges in a bid to gain freedom. So will Nutty be given a Prison Spa Day or will he be covered in Sloppy Ploppy...

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer6 days ago
I’ve de-coded the Yanny/Laurel thing for you and tried it with Siri too. Result=Mind blown!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer7 days ago
Team Yanny 🔊😂
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
This is Isabelle, she won a head teacher award for speaking nice and clearly at her ‘what do you want to be when you grow up’ assembly. Turns out she wants to be me.

Actually she wanted to be a lamppost first (so she could stay out and play after dark) but wasn’t allowed as that’s not a career, so she chose me instead.

Second to a lamppost, I’ll take that. Thanks Isabelle ❤️
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
Samantha sent this great pic of Joel and me today, not sure what’s going on but could be worthy of a caption. Might have been something to do with one of Joel’s bogies?
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
Had such a fab day at The Wardrobe Theatre, two lovely shows and lots of laughs. The acoustics were only second to Millfield’s symphony hall. Definitely worth watching something there if you’re passing. Now for sunshine and an ice cold glass of water (cider)!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 weeks ago
So I’ve been invited on a show tomorrow on Radio Bristol by a chap called Mart, I’ve got to be there for 3.30 so should be on the Claire Kavanagh show, but Richard Lewis is standing in for her, but then it could be they want me there early as I was late last time for Steve Yablsey’s show which means I could be on the show after Claire (Richard) which is Laura Rawlings. Who knows eh, it’s tough being nuts.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p063v26t

“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

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Silly Songs for Kids

Customer review…

Very funny songs.If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic.

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Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

Customer review…

This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius.

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Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

Customer review…

Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this cd for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)

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Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Keep Calm Tee Shirt

Kids Short Sleeved Keep Calm T-shirt

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight from £10.00

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)