Welcome To Nutty Noah's Website

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

 

 

 

 

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

And cuddle them in bed…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

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Noah’s Debut Edinburgh Run

Grab a seat and hold on to your pants! Noah is coming to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Catch him at The Green Pleasance Courtyard 2pm 21st- 28th August. Book your tickets here https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/nutty-noah-%E2%80%93-wear-your-pants-pride/performances...

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Nutty Noah on The Slammer Returns

This is from my exciting appearance on the TV show The Slammer where prison inmates get the opportunity to show their skills to a discerning panel of judges in a bid to gain freedom. So will Nutty be given a Prison Spa Day or will he be covered in Sloppy Ploppy...

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Noah’s Cheese Stunt spreads around the World

In 2003 Noah gained worldwide notoriety as he spent two days encased in a block of cheese in a parody of a stunt by illusionist David Blaine. But Noah Kelly countered this with his own endurance test by sealing himself into a giant cube of mature cheddar cheese for 48...

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 days ago
Morning Nutcakes, hope you all had a fab Valentines day yesterday, I had a lovely card from Libby at the Fabulous Finkley Down Farm asking if I wore my pants in the Bath!

Today is going to be just as awesome as I've been invited to Puxton Park Tourist Attraction and by the looks of it the hail has stopped and the sun is shining!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
Tonight saw the return of Amelia and Paige, after ten years!! Spot the difference?
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
On the three year anniversary of Oscar having his first operation, he celebrated by having an..........operation!

It was only a small one and I did what any self respecting dad would do, I filmed all the spaced out bits 😂

https://youtu.be/BaVPyyBKizs
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Oscar had Day Surgery
Oscar had a small opened I did what any good father would do, I filmed him going down and waking up.
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 weeks ago
Last Summer Josh asked if he could sing on stage with me, I said 'get stuffed' at first, but then told me the week before he was onstage with Brian Conley, so I thought 'what the heck'.

He's just uploaded the clip to youtube so i though I'd better share it........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfh3LQPvmE8
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 weeks ago
Add an extra dimension to your NN party with these ‘surprise’ party bags, 50p each.

Don’t rub the contents in your eyes.
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 weeks ago
Taking ages in the bathroom? Then this is for you.......

https://youtu.be/gECKffHGkUE
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Longest poo
Have you ever sat on the toilet for what seems an eternity? I haven't, but here's a song for you if you have.
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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

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Silly Songs for Kids

Customer review…

Very funny songs.If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic.

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Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

Customer review…

This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius.

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Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

Customer review…

Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this cd for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)

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Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Keep Calm Tee Shirt

Kids Short Sleeved Keep Calm T-shirt

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight from £10.00

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)