Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018

Welcome To Nutty Noah's Website

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

And cuddle them in bed…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

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Nutty Noah wins national entertainment competition!

Nutty Noah has been crowned UK Family Entertainer of the Year  2018 with a winning performance at the Blackpool Winter Gardens on Sunday 18th February. The coveted Award is concluded at the Blackpool Magic Convention after a series of regional heats. Noah’s winning...

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Nutty Noah on The Slammer Returns

This is from my exciting appearance on the TV show The Slammer where prison inmates get the opportunity to show their skills to a discerning panel of judges in a bid to gain freedom. So will Nutty be given a Prison Spa Day or will he be covered in Sloppy Ploppy...

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer7 days ago
Evening Nutbags!

I have a favour to ask.........

Remember those shoes I dropped off to Oliver? They were awesome but it made me realise that Ben (Olivers brother) has been a true hero too and deserves a special treat. We got in touch with Sponsor a Sibling but they are swamped at the mo so we thought we'd try it ourselves.

The plan is to get a stonking hamper of awesomeness arranged via Amazon to send him to help distract him from all the crap that's going on around him and if any of you could help towards that I know it would be truly appreciated.

Please help, if you can.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/15M7ZXZ91Z3BI/ref=cm_sw_r_fa
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
Six hours driving for a two hour show today and was totally worth it!! Had a great time at James’ party, they had a photographer there too, she was awesome.

https://www.facebook.com/kellystewartphotography.co.uk/
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
Oh no, my arms are different colours because of all the driving I’ve been doing lately 😂😂
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
It’s not just little ones that like to get Nutty, seems the Millfield holiday staff do too, happy 18th!! Also, a very happy birthday to the NHS who’ve done so much for so many people especially for us and Oscar. 🍰🎉❤️
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer shared a group.2 weeks ago
I'm off to Radstock tonight to perform for a school fundraiser, if it's anything like the one I did Basingstoke it'll be a blast, they now have the record for the most money raised....£1001!

Wendy, the organiser said this.....

"A school mum having seen Nutty Noah in person tagged me in to his Facebook post saying that we HAD to book him in to raise money for our PTA! As a member of the PTA at St. John's School in Basingstoke we are always looking for unique events that are easy to organise and this ticked all the boxes! No complex booking form to complete, we will be invoiced on the day and we don't need to confirm if the second show is needed until days before the event! Nutty Noah gave us advice about how other schools have made extra money on top of ticket sales. We were provided with an A4 leaflet and link to an online Nutty Noah clip to promote our event. Thank you Nutty Noah for making it so easy for our PTA!"

Thanks Wendy!

They also have some great parents riding from Lands End to John O'Groats for the school.....

https://www.facebook.com/groups/137271523800908/about/

“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

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Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

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Silly Songs for Kids

Customer review…

Very funny songs.If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic.

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Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

Customer review…

This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius.

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Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

Customer review…

Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this cd for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)

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Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Keep Calm Tee Shirt

Kids Short Sleeved Keep Calm T-shirt

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight from £10.00

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)