Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018

 

Welcome To The Nut House!

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

 

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

 

And cuddle them in bed…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

Give us those Beans!

You know how annoying and repetitive Baby Shark was? Well hang your hat on this Cornhole Trumpet of a song. All of the music is made up of Mud Flapping-Airborne Cracking-Carpet Rattling sound effects (and the singing isn't much better). The video was the Bean child of...

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New Nutty Noah Music Album Alert!!

Hi Chaps, After the success of my 'You Might Die' show in Edinburgh, I've finally finished my latest music offering of the same title. It's due for release on the 23rd Novememember and I think it'd be a great addition to any music collection!  

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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

“Brilliant and Inventive”

Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)

Silly Songs for Kids

‘Very funny songs. If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic’.

Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

‘This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius’.

Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

‘Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)’.

You Might Die

‘Nutty Noah is to kids music what Roald Dahl is to kids books, quite simply a genius! This is his fourth album with more fabulousness’.

Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Ladies 'Special' Bag

Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!

£4.50

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

Video Of The Moment

Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 days ago
NN here, it’s a bit quiet on FB with the GE so thought I’d let you know that £686 profit was raised for a PTA in Sherborne from one of my shows, that’s amazing, fancy one for yours?
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer shared a post.2 days ago
Had the pleasure of putting together some music for Grandad Elf, he’s the main man’s main man!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Grandad Elf Christmas Themed Entertainer
Look what SANTA did with the help of Noah who did the music The Grandad Elf signature tune
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer shared a video.4 days ago
Only two weeks ‘till Christmas Eve so I thought I’d try and get in the spirit by sharing a video from 2014 🤪 I couldn’t be bothered to learn it all again, it took the two weeks we have left now, so deal with it. 🎄🎉
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Only took two weeks of constant practice and it's still not perfect, but hey ho ho ho. Happy Christmas!!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
Love this pic from yesterday’s party, it reminded me of me swanning away from all the Christmas shopping bills today.
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer shared a post.2 weeks ago
You know you want to spoil those cheeky little scamps of yours with lots of lovely NN merch, so, make sure you get it sorted in time so you don't end up leaving the little Nutbags unwrapping rotten bananas or squidgy satsumas instead on the big day...
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 weeks ago
That’s a lot of nuts for just one picture, thanks for letting me share it Amy!

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A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)