Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018

 

Welcome To The Nut House!

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

 

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

 

And cuddle them in bed…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

Give us those Beans!

You know how annoying and repetitive Baby Shark was? Well hang your hat on this Cornhole Trumpet of a song. All of the music is made up of Mud Flapping-Airborne Cracking-Carpet Rattling sound effects (and the singing isn't much better). The video was the Bean child of...

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New Nutty Noah Music Album Alert!!

Hi Chaps, After the success of my 'You Might Die' show in Edinburgh, I've finally finished my latest music offering of the same title. It's due for release on the 23rd Novememember and I think it'd be a great addition to any music collection!  

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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

“Brilliant and Inventive”

Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)

Silly Songs for Kids

‘Very funny songs. If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic’.

Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

‘This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius’.

Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

‘Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)’.

You Might Die

‘Nutty Noah is to kids music what Roald Dahl is to kids books, quite simply a genius! This is his fourth album with more fabulousness’.

Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Ladies 'Special' Bag

Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!

£4.50

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

Video Of The Moment

Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 days ago
Just in case you thought I'm only about the ruder things, I was asked to co-write a song about pollution. The brief was to be as close to 'Under The Sea' as possible but without infringing any copyright! I think I did a good job to Colin's lyrics..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUdvngE7OWk&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1AXVAVullsdhr14QDeHiZjQ7Xl-Vfj03KjrOCHqJdzp9tCDFyh1Shh1L4
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Plastic Pollution Song
Octavia the Octopus sing about plastic pollution in the oceans! Part of The Great Green Planet Show. Find out more at ColinDymond.com
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
You know how Baby Shark was really annoying and repetitive and yet somehow took over the world with a snazzy video? Well, I thought I'd try the same but with fart sounds and a great video from John Kimmons - Magician and Ventriloquist

Can we do the same or is it Two Silly for words?!

Please share if you like it or shut your face if you don't....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqEskDwIJs0&t=24s
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Beans Beans Beans
A song about beans. Music and lyrics by Nutty Noah Puppetry, visual effects and editing by Kimmo https://nuttynoah.com https://kimmomagic.com If you have been...
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer is feeling heartbroken.2 weeks ago
Oliver Brown has left the building, rest in peace little man.

Massive condolences to Mike, Nicky and Ben ❤️💔
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 weeks ago
Hey you zombies and ghoulies I’m at Puxton Park tomorrow, come and spooooOOooook me
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 weeks ago
Love coming home to zany post! Thanks Alex Alex Zerbe, you’re awesome ❤️

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(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)