Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018

 

Welcome To The Nut House!

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

 

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

 

And cuddle them in bed…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

New Nutty Noah Music Album Alert!!

Hi Chaps, After the success of my 'You Might Die' show in Edinburgh, I've finally finished my latest music offering of the same title. It's due for release on the 23rd Novememember and I think it'd be a great addition to any music collection!  

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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

“Brilliant and Inventive”

Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)

Silly Songs for Kids

‘Very funny songs. If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic’.

Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

‘This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius’.

Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

‘Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)’.

You Might Die

‘Nutty Noah is to kids music what Roald Dahl is to kids books, quite simply a genius! This is his fourth album with more fabulousness’.

Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Ladies 'Special' Bag

Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!

£4.50

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

Video Of The Moment

Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer6 days ago
Sat in the green room at Home Farm, which in this case is yellow and just wanted to wish you all a super Easter weekend. I hope it’s as Nuts for you as it will be for me, unless you’re anaphylactic then in which case I hope it’s not Nutty at all in anyway whatsoever, as you might die.

But then maybe you’d come back to life after three days for some chocolate eggys!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer is at Lakeside Holiday Park.1 week ago
Lakeside Holiday Park
When you turn up to do a show at a new venue and this is waiting for you! Thanks Ruby ❤️❤️❤️
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
When you work at Crealy for the first time, it’s important to try out the slides, right?
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
This is Hannah, Hannah is bad.

She came to my show yesterday after killing Bagpus and wearing his skin like a trophy. She just sat there looking all warm and cosy.

Bad Hannah, don’t be like Hannah!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer shared a post.2 weeks ago
Wednesday, mustn't forget it's Wednesdays at Puxton Park Tourist Attraction this year, can't wait, as long as I don't forget..... what day is it?
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 weeks ago
Hey kids, don’t forget to spoil Mum this coming Mother’s Day, a great gift idea would be a perfect specially branded Nutty Noah Tampon holder!

Perfect for all pockets.....

http://customers.conceptwear.co.uk/accessories.php?client=NuttyNoah

This Week’s Numbers

Laughs Had

Tears (Sad)

Lollies Licked

Bogeys Picked

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)