Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018


Welcome To The Nut House!

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.


I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head


And cuddle them in bed…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

Christmas Crazy Crackers!

Who doesn't love it when it snows at Christmas but it hardly ever does, until now.... Happy Christmas you filthy animals!  

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Give us those Beans!

You know how annoying and repetitive Baby Shark was? Well hang your hat on this Cornhole Trumpet of a song. All of the music is made up of Mud Flapping-Airborne Cracking-Carpet Rattling sound effects (and the singing isn't much better). The video was the Bean child of...

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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

“Brilliant and Inventive”

Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)

Silly Songs for Kids

‘Very funny songs. If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic’.

Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

‘This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius’.

Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

‘Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)’.

You Might Die

‘Nutty Noah is to kids music what Roald Dahl is to kids books, quite simply a genius! This is his fourth album with more fabulousness’.

Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Ladies 'Special' Bag

Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!


Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants


Video Of The Moment

Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 days ago
Don't forget to tune into CBBC's Crackerjack tonight, I'm not on it but my mate Max Fulham will be, he's amazing! While you're waiting though, have a look at the brand nutspankingly new official video to 'Wear Your Pants With Pride'......
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Wear Your Pants With Pride
For years people have been asking for an official video for this, well then, here you go!
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 days ago
This is got to be the most academic review of my show ever ❤️ Komedia Brighton
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer is feeling hopeful.3 weeks ago
Fancy saving someone's life? Unfortunately it didn't work for Oliver but it could work for someone else. Register, donate and give blood peeps.

It's been three months since he left us and I've put together a tribute, sorry about the singing.

Lots of love to Mike, Nicky and Ben
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Oliver Brown - 2008-2019 Rest In Peace
Some of my favourite Oliver Brown moments and some I've nicked from the Team Brown Facebook page. Be a life saver, register and donate to delete blood cancer...
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 weeks ago
It was an honour to perform at Emileeeeeeee’s party but I do wish someone told me that I had a stringy poo hanging from my bum!
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 weeks ago
Happy Sunday you gorgeous NutLoaf’s!

It’s time to play guess the NN song, no prize for the winner as I know who’ll that be, just thought I’d give you something to do whilst waiting for that inevitable feeling of doom because Monday is around the corner.

If you need to check, I’ve added the link to my Bottyfy account....
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 month ago
The second short video in my Silly Little Series!

Massive thanks to Trevelyan Hart for the Animations!
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This Week’s Numbers

Laughs Had

Tears (Sad)

Lollies Licked

Bogeys Picked

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)