Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018

 

Welcome To The Nut House!

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

 

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

 

And cuddle them in bed…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

New Nutty Noah Music Album Alert!!

Hi Chaps, After the success of my 'You Might Die' show in Edinburgh, I've finally finished my latest music offering of the same title. It's due for release on the 23rd Novememember and I think it'd be a great addition to any music collection!  

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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

“Brilliant and Inventive”

Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)

Silly Songs for Kids

‘Very funny songs. If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic’.

Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

‘This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius’.

Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

‘Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)’.

You Might Die

‘Nutty Noah is to kids music what Roald Dahl is to kids books, quite simply a genius! This is his fourth album with more fabulousness’.

Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Ladies 'Special' Bag

Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!

£4.50

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

Video Of The Moment

Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer added 2 new photos.6 days ago
I tried working in an office once and could never get this reaction out of people, glad I found my calling ‘cos I hated the desk by the toilet.

Thanks Jen for permission to post
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer shared Finkley Down Farm's post.6 days ago
Just in case any of you are in Andover area, this is where I'll be on Tuesday next week....
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer shared TWF Solutions Ltd's post.2 weeks ago
You know pretty much everything I have designed creatively, posters/flyers/website/backdrop/pantcards/albumcovers has been designed by the wonderful people at TWF.

I honestly can't recommend them enough, easy to work with and always exceed your expectations (mine are pretty low though!), they just had a rebranding themselves so I though I'd share it with you.

Good Luck Paul and Bec!
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer added 3 new photos.2 weeks ago
It’s fine, I’m not going to let a little dusting of snow hold the NutMobile back 🤪
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 weeks ago
Evening chaps, I fell in love with the idea of being an entertainer when I saw one at Mendip Green school when I was six, I try my best to do something for them every year as a payback (for the hell that has become my life!) and I've been told they are in the running to win £10,000 worth of security, it would be great if they could win as they are competing with a school in Farnham, which is miles away, so I won't be sad if they don't get it.

If you're happy to spare a mo and a really easy non spammy click, please, for me, think of the kids, right?

https://www.stanleysecurity.co.uk/safer-schools-vote?school_id=67&fbclid=IwAR1rtqHAWNVsbqlFiB42OcYGnPX6CrhtXobmUVopIfhBrukeDldMo8SkPaI
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer4 weeks ago
As you know, kids parties can be a bit of a war zone, this chap Joe had the great idea of wearing a stab vest today (it’s not a stab vest, turns out he’s quite poorly) but still, it could be a good idea.

Thanks Joe and happy birthday Logan and Max! ❤️🎉🤪

This Week’s Numbers

Laughs Had

Tears (Sad)

Lollies Licked

Bogeys Picked

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)