Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018


Welcome To The Nut House!

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.


I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head


And cuddle them in bed…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

New Nutty Noah Music Album Alert!!

Hi Chaps, After the success of my 'You Might Die' show in Edinburgh, I've finally finished my latest music offering of the same title. It's due for release on the 23rd Novememember and I think it'd be a great addition to any music collection!  

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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

“Brilliant and Inventive”

Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)

Silly Songs for Kids

‘Very funny songs. If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic’.

Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

‘This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius’.

Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

‘Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)’.

You Might Die

‘Nutty Noah is to kids music what Roald Dahl is to kids books, quite simply a genius! This is his fourth album with more fabulousness’.

Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Ladies 'Special' Bag

Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!


Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants


Video Of The Moment

Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 days ago
Just over a week away to this lovely little thing, please come, please do, I'd love you forever........
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer added 3 new photos.4 days ago
I think it’s really important if you meet any of your namesakes to start them off on the right foot. Meet three month old Noah, he’s gorgeous, thanks for bringing him to the show Daniel. ❤️🎄🎉
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
I would like to proudly announce that my Fourth Album is now available to Download from all the best Music Stores (at the time of posting, it's not available on iTunes for some reason)!

Special thanks to Paul Burton for the cover artwork, Alex Zerbe for being awesome and Wyn Merlin Jones for the manly voiceover.
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer added 6 new photos.1 week ago
It’s such an honour to have been asked to be part of Puxton Park’s Festival of trees. We’ve customised and hand made all the decorations at the Nuthouse and I’m so happy that the Naughty Noah Fairy (by Denisa) sits on top safely! You can win it in a raffle and all the proceeds go to Children's Hospice South West which is just lovely ❤️🎄
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer added 2 new photos.1 week ago
Christmas gift ideas number two.

I had a very special Naughty Noah fairy made for a very special Christmas Tree by Designs by Denisa, it’s great and she is too, definitely worth a look!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
With Christmas firmly targeting us all in it's sights and firing adverts at us all over Facebook, I thought I'd throw my pants into the mix.......

Those lovely alco-ho-ho-ho-lics at Conceptwear Printing & Embroidery have asked me to remind you that the last orders for any NN merchoids is the 7th Dec for a Christmas delivery.

With that in mind I am very excited to introduce to you the very latest in our product range for all you kids wanting to buy something nice for mum.

A wonderful 'Cycle' bag that comes printed with inspirational text for only £4.50 plus p+p. Perfect for 'Sticky Cotton Wool'!

It's the ideal gift for the festive period!

This Week’s Numbers

Laughs Had

Tears (Sad)

Lollies Licked

Bogeys Picked

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)