Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018

 

Welcome To The Nut House!

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

 

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

 

And cuddle them in bed…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

Christmas Crazy Crackers!

Who doesn't love it when it snows at Christmas but it hardly ever does, until now.... Happy Christmas you filthy animals! https://youtu.be/IM6MbOIKoOs  

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Give us those Beans!

You know how annoying and repetitive Baby Shark was? Well hang your hat on this Cornhole Trumpet of a song. All of the music is made up of Mud Flapping-Airborne Cracking-Carpet Rattling sound effects (and the singing isn't much better). The video was the Bean child of...

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“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

“Brilliant and Inventive”

Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)

Silly Songs for Kids

‘Very funny songs. If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic’.

Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

‘This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius’.

Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

‘Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)’.

You Might Die

‘Nutty Noah is to kids music what Roald Dahl is to kids books, quite simply a genius! This is his fourth album with more fabulousness’.

Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Ladies 'Special' Bag

Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!

£4.50

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

Video Of The Moment

Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer9 hours ago
Hope you are all being as Nutty as can be expected.

Stuck at home, feeling the blues a bit? I am, so I wrote this to hopefully bring a bit of cheer. Keep safe and wash your hands.

https://youtu.be/_hZaG8_G3-w
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Isolation Blues By Noah Ft the amazing Paul Wyatt
Bored at home, wrote a song, made a video, please enjoy.
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
Charlie was gutted that Corona cancelled his Nutty Party, so much so he sent me this picture. I’m gutted for him too so have decided to do a virtual show for him on his birthday.

If you’ve had to cancel a show with me, I’d be happy to do the same for you so please get in touch.

Also, if you were thinking of having a NN party but didn’t bother because of the lockdown, I would be happy to try arrange something online for you ❤️

Thanks to Amy for permission. Stay Safe.
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
Whilst we’re isolating in a toxic environment with time on our hands, I thought I’d do a cover version of my favourite Britney song only using samples from Whoopee Cushions. I’m sure you’ll thank me eventually.

https://youtu.be/sSPBvoXFQXw
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Toxic Whoopee Cushion
Sampling sounds from a whoopee cushions and turning them into music
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
Home schooling driving you nuts already? BBC Class clips has some great videos to help with Maths etc, check these out.

Wait a minute, who's that handsome young man?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/search?q=Ambrose+Pizza
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
Don’t worry Nutnuts, I’ve been busy today creating something wonderful for you. Will take another day to finish. Bet you’ll never guess what it’ll be.....
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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer2 weeks ago
Bored at home so I thought I’d properly explore it, never realised we had a switch to flick if we need to lockdown.

This Week’s Numbers

Laughs Had

Tears (Sad)

Lollies Licked

Bogeys Picked

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)